The price is zero, and that is not a promotion
Most free tiers are a funnel. This one is a consequence: the work runs on your processor, the file never leaves your disk, and there is no cost line that scales with how much you use it. Charging would require inventing a limit first.
Every plan
£0forever
There is no second column. That is the point.
Where the money goes
| Cost line | Upload service | Ream |
|---|---|---|
| Compute per document | A worker second per job, plus the queue around it | Zero — the work happens on your CPU |
| Storage of documents | Object storage plus lifecycle rules plus backup | Zero — no document is ever stored |
| Egress for documents | Every download is billed bandwidth | Zero — the result is a Blob on your disk |
| Account infrastructure | Auth, sessions, password resets, billing, support | Zero — there are no accounts |
| Static hosting and CDN | Yes, for the marketing site | Yes, for the whole product — the only recurring cost |
No worker queue
Nothing to schedule, nothing to retry, no queue depth to monitor at 3am.
No document storage
No bucket, no lifecycle rule, no retention policy to write and then explain.
No billing system
No invoices, no dunning emails, no refund policy, no VAT registration for downloads.
What will never be charged for
This list is short on purpose. A longer one would be a roadmap, and a roadmap is a promise you can quietly break. These are structural: each one would require dismantling the architecture that makes the product work.
Shipped versus imagined
Half of this section does not exist. The status column is the whole point: a planned item is an idea with a shape, not a commitment, and nothing here should be treated as bought.
All 34 tools
Shipped
Organise, optimise, convert, edit, security and intelligence tools.
Unlimited files, unlimited runs
Shipped
No counter exists in the interface because no counter exists in the code.
Offline use after first load
Shipped
The page caches itself; the network is not required afterwards.
No account, card or email
Shipped
There is no signup form to fill in, anywhere on the site.
An optional “Support” tier
Planned
A voluntary contribution, not a feature gate. Everything stays free and identical for everyone. Not built yet.
Sponsorship from a tool vendor or an agency
Planned
Would be disclosed on the page it funds. No sponsor has been approached or signed. Not built yet.
A printed-poster merchandise experiment
Planned
Because the site is designed as print matter. Marked here to make the point that this list is ideas, not commitments.
Read the orange rows as intentions only. There is no donation link, no sponsor and no shop on this site today. If any of them ships, the changelog will record it on the day it happens, and this page will be corrected in the same commit.
The honest position
Projects change hands, get abandoned, or find a business model they did not expect. What can be committed to is narrower and more useful: the code that exists now runs on a static host with no cost per file, and nothing that exists today will be moved behind a paywall. If that ever changes, the changelog says so before the pricing page does.
Fair questions about a free thing
If an answer here is evasive, that is a bug. The contact page reaches a person, and corrections to this page are treated as fixes rather than arguments.
No card, no trial, no countdown
There is no upgrade button to find and no timer to beat. Open a tool, use it, close the tab — that is the entire transaction.